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Ted Cruz has it all figured out
Thu Feb 21, 2013
I'm glad that Ted is shaking up the establishment! Screw them all. That's why we sent him to D.C. - anything less and I could have sent that other guy, Jerry-Jeff Patterson and had (lack of) business as normal.
Michelle Obama, Big Bird release new kid fitness ad
Thu Feb 21, 2013
In February 2011 Michelle decided that the U.S. Army was a good point to start experimenting with institutional food service. Suddenly anything with sugar, salt, fat or flavor was removed from our dining facilities.
'Dad, the unfinished business is done'
Tue Mar 23, 2010
Ted, How's Mary-Jo? Oh yeah, Barry just socialized the United States. Regards, John
The House has passed an historic health care overhaul. Are you excited or angry?
Mon Mar 22, 2010
Perhaps you shouldn't have tempted fate by living in a town that is below sea level? It's called Choices, and obviously you've made a few bad ones. Why should I be forced at the point of a gun to pay for something that you won't buy on your own?
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